It’s been a while since I updated this blog, but the current global situation has resulted in quite a few changes for everyone, and I figured it would be a good time to get everyone up to speed.
Noteably, and most importantly; I am not offering in-person meets and do not have a date in mind for when I think I might do so. Obviously current guidelines at the time of writing (May 26th) would not allow for such meets anyway, but even with the further proposed relaxing of certain business guidelines in coming weeks, I don’t believe I will be able to risk both myself and clients needing to take public transport in London to and from a session. Again, this may change, but I am in no hurry to play a game of chance with people’s health, especially while we wait to see how initial easing of “lockdown” affects numbers.
Please be patient and do not message me to ask “when” I will see people again – it currently simply isn’t something you can put a date on.
In the interim, many of you will have noticed I have shifted my focus to POV custom videos and clip store videos. It turns out that I have quite a flair for scolding videos and aural admonishments, as well as fabulously filthy jerk off instructions, marvellously mean small penis humiliations and all manner of foot, pantyhose, bottom and panty worship fun. Even newer themes for me such as glove fetish are being covered now – and they’re very popular! For something I hadn’t really been asked for before, I’ve taken a real liking to the sensual second skin of a glove, and the pictures and videos are just divine!
In addition to the dozens of POV clips currently available to buy, my AVN feed has now well over 100 pictures and over two dozen shorter clips to thoroughly enjoy. Subscribers get all the content – if you just want to follow for free that’s fine, but the visible content is greatly reduced.
My custom scolding clips have been hugely popular, so much so that I have an offer on until June 1st for your own 4 minute clip sent direct to you, which I won’t use anywhere else, so you get it all to yourself – choose your name/preferred gender, any buzz words or phrases you particularly love, and an implement that you’d like me to brandish. (I have just about all of them at home, except the gym slipper, because someone stole it!)
This special offer custom clip can either be as a POV video (see the above AVN feed for some examples), or as an audio-only clip.
Email me to book yours ASAP. If you want a more detailed custom, my usual 5 minute customs are still very much available to book as well, and can feature any of the things already covered in my clip store, in all sorts of weird and wonderful ways. Don’t be shy!
The offer expires June 1st because, as some of you have already established, June 2nd is MY BIRTHDAY!
It’ll be quite a strange one, being quarantined and isolated from folk, and with no one to dish out some birthday beatings to. I had to disable my Amazon Wish List temporarily due to being unable to access my mailing address during quarantine, so for the lovely souls who have already messaged me to ask if there are any other options to send me some birthday cheer, please find a quick list below for email gift vouchers (I appreciate this is not quite as delightful as being able to send me an actual gift, but they’d be non-the-less appreciated and gratefully used to purchase some treats.)
Feel Unique email gift vouchers– so many delightful treats I would love from this store! From pampering skin products, to candles to add a touch of luxury to the 4 walls of Hunter Towers, to some rather exciting looking sex toys to assist in making quarantine a little more fun. 😉
Amazon Gift Cards – Always a classic option and familiar to several of you already. Please keep any birthday greeting in the message box free from references to BDSM or adult themes!
VeganKind Gift Voucher – I can stock up on some of my favourite vegan cheese and chocolate treats in the same place! I don’t believe you can currently email a voucher direct to me, but you can copy and paste the code they send you and email me with some appropriate well wishes.
Another option is sending me a few bucks for a ridiculous hipster coffee treat or slice of fancy vegan cake (takeaway, of course!) to my Cash App if you have it on your phone in the UK – my “tag” there is £kalemary
Or of course just use it as an excuse to also treat yourself and either buy some of my pre-made clips to thoroughly enjoy, (you can email me to buy them direct, as well as get them on the clip store, if you’d rather) subscribe to my gorgeous AVN content, or book yourself your perfect fantasy custom clip.
Stay sensible, safe, and well, and I’ll see some of you when things settle a little!