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Hello from Miss Hunter

Miss Amy Hunter, the "Atom Bomb" of the Domination and Discipline scene, puts her occasional coherent (though more often not) thoughts into writing. Often NSFW. If you are not legally allowed to view adult content then please go and look at cats on YouTube instead. Ta.


Hello, Miss Hunter?

Where have I been? Busy!

I’m still adding POV content over on my fan site though, so check me out there, and check out my clips there too, which you can still purchase without subscribing.

Meeting me in person is still a rare occurrence (I have space once or twice a month), but is sometimes feasible, so punishment sessions are definitely on the cards for some lucky “victims”. Make sure you are absolutely familiar with my website prior to contacting me, as my tolerance for those contacting me having clearly missed my information is very low!

As I’ve mentioned in a couple of places online; some of the old venues of pre-pandemic are now closed, and others I now am able to use in London are both pricier and understandably less able to accommodate occasional flexible timing or social time outside of the action, so please be aware of this and considerate when enquiring.

Instant Gratification

Or; why I don’t offer same-day sessions.


Excellent for deterring those pesky Neck Pigeons.

Look, I get it. I know it’s exciting and nerve-wracking, and that sometimes you suspect that if you don’t just get it done then and there, you’ll never do it.
Am I talking about tattoos? Actually no, but there’s certainly an analogy in there. I’m sure plenty of places like tattoo and piercing parlours have a similar level of “Hi can you see me today?” requests.

You might think that it’s “worth a shot” or “can’t hurt to ask”, but actually as a first timer sending me a line like the above just indicates to me that you haven’t thought this through at all, and, more importantly, you don’t care that:
a) it’s an experience with me, as you couldn’t care less who is smacking/shouting at you, you just want it from anybody and,
b) that perhaps, just perhaps, I want to actually enjoy said experience too.

The guys who write 1-2 line emails like the above are not going to lead to sessions I’m interested in. I have no desire to be the “you’ll do” for your impulse wank fantasy, and if you can’t even be bothered to write a paragraph about what sort of session it is that you are even interested in, you certainly do not deserve the level of detail, planning and energy I put in to my scenes.

I state on my website that I usually require 3-4 days’ notice for bookings. This is an estimation, and sometimes that notice can be stretched to as little as 24 hours. Same day? No.


Well for starters because that is how I do things. Which should be the end of that explanation, but things on the internet often need spelling out a little more. So…

) I don’t live in a venue. Nor do I work from home. The various places I do offer sessions from are all studios, rooms or dungeons that I pay to hire, chosen for their suitability to each enquiry. They also all have their own calendars to juggle, meaning that not only is it harder to shoehorn additional bookings in with no notice, but it’s also a bit disrespectful to the owners of the venues. You give me notice, which gives them notice. Everyone’s feeling more relaxed.

2) I have a full and busy life outside of creating and running scenes and parties. Which means I don’t just sit around in a venue all day waiting for the phone to go. That would also be creepy due to point 1).

3) I need to plan. Just because you’ve said that it’s going to be  a “standard school-theme session/usual headmistress stuff” doesn’t mean that I’m going to just autopilot from cold. Even the sessions in which I’m requested to be dressed casually (not yet had one asking for me in sweatpants or a onesie, mind…) and be super informal are still thought through. I need to know someone’s previous experiences/current expectations, and be in the most receptive headspace to read the reactions and body language of whoever I’m playing with so that I can deliver the optimal experience that I am known for. So much of what I do that is devastating to you is non-physical, and without sounding like a total wanker, it’s actually quite full-on both emotionally and physically for me. I’ll usually be pretty  damn tired after a few hours of play, no matter how exhilarating it was. It’s not a bad thing, obviously, but it’s something I’d love more people to bear in mind.

4) Anticipation is a cruel and wonderful thing. I love knowing that the person I’m going to be playing with is having to have at least one night’s sleep with the tingling, inexorable awareness in the back of their mind that an intense, and possibly terrifying, experience is going to happen. Even if someone doesn’t directly dream about the upcoming session, the trepidation starts a chemical reaction in the body that just isn’t there for something last minute. Too subtle for some, maybe, but the devil is in the detail, as they say.

5) This list shouldn’t need to be this long, so just respect my time and energy, and reap the eventual endorphin reward, smug in the knowledge that I had a fun/satisfying time too.

Burns’ Beatings, tawses & availability

Happy new Rear/Year, chaps!



As those of you who follow my Twitter account will have seen, I treated myself to a new XH tawse from my favourite maker, M C Customs, and with Burns’ Night fast approaching, am going to be offering a selection of my 30 minute sessions for those wanting a no-nonsense punishment, on Sunday 24th and Monday 25th January.
Poetry recital is optional, although if you are in to either humiliation or perfectionism, I’d thoroughly recommend getting me to set you one of my preferred Rabbie Burns pieces for you to deliver in a delightful dialect.


Why do I love the tawse so much? Well. For one thing, it’s a darn sight easier to transport around. My main two-tail tawse is lovely and supple now (it’s been used a LOT!) and rolls up beautifully into my handbag.


I don’t have particular issues carrying my canes around; (other than it being a bit of a logistical ballache, and praise be for venues with a good cane selection) indeed, I’ve been asked “what’s in the long bag?” several times. I’ve also had to openly carry some around, which wasn’t planned, nor ideal, but still fine:


(Oops… The above was from a train journey in which I was carrying that bag and another of the same size that was filled with new vibes, dildos and cuffs, gifted by a friend who was emigrating. The latter bag was, of course, the one that fell off the train seat. I never did manage to retrieve one of the buttplugs that had rolled under a family’s seat. Awkward…)

But a tawse is super portable, and effective too. Often chaps familiar with the feel and fear of the cane are unprepared for how devastating a proper hand-tawsing is.

Facing me, having to look into my eyes, whilst the tawse hangs down behind my shoulder. Being warned for flinching when I feint a stroke. Having to proffer your hand aloft, physically holding it out for the punishment. There’s no escape.

And not just hands, of course: I do proper, laid-flat, tawsing on the bottom when space permits. (If it doesn’t, I am more than capable of delivering an equally firm stroke on the swing, both fore and backhand.)
Then of course, there’s the Ring Of Fire. You, standing with hands on head and pants pulled down. Me, delivering strokes to the front of the thighs, the sides, the backs, and so on. Mean, and very effective.



As mentioned in the title, my availability is slightly different during the next 6 weeks or so. I will not be able to book advance sessions as readily, and, for a change, you are going to be better asking 2-3 days in advance of your ideal date, rather than a week.
I will have very limited availability from mid February to Early March, so if you were planning on getting your New Year Treat to yourself booked, move quickly!

Santa Subby

Santa Subby, kneel under the table by me, you’ll see…

Will you be a good boy, Santa Subby? Now open up your chimney tonight.

Santa Subby, a 54 stroke caning for you, it’s due…

Get that pecker up dear, Santa Subby, I’m stretching out your chimney tonight.

Think of how I’ve never missed. Think of all the other guys on whom I’ve pissed. Next year I’ll be pushing you, to open up and take my fist.

(doo doo bee doo)

Santa Subby, push out your bot; this spanking is not a lot. Far less than you deserve, Santa Subby. I’m thrusting down your chimney tonight.

Ain’t it funny? That little thing I really don’t need, you weed, even though it’s all mine, little subby, so watch me take a real cock tonight.

Santa Subby, straighten up my stocking seams next, I’ll check. I want perfect straight lines, Santa Subby, or else I’ll burn your chimney tonight.

Come and get over my knee. I’ll give you the spanking that you really need. I really do believe in you, but let’s see if you can really plead.

(doo doo bee doo)

Santa Subby, forgot to mention one little thing; your ring. Yes I mean your slut arse, Santa Subby, so open up that chimney tonight….



(due apologies to Eartha Kitt)






Three wenches, one goblet.


First Rule of “Writing to Dommes” Club: “Don’t be a dick.”

Second Rule of “Writing to Dommes” Club: “Do not be a dick. (or send a picture of one)”

Third Rule of “Writing to Dommes” Club is: “Don’t pretend to be another Domme. Especially if you’re a sub bloke.”

We should note here that there are *many* other rules in this club. I’m merely interrupting the list.

So, this morning I received an email at 5am from a “Mistress Diana”. Immediate fond thoughts of The People’s Princess were put aside when I read the message:

Hello Mistress Hunter

I was wondering if  you would be interested in doing a 24/7  ,2 week session with 3 of my famous clients  they are willing to pay you whatever wage you ask for each and take you shopping after they are done , the highest privacy and secrecy is  required due to there status as very well known people 

they said that they want to be dominated and used as slaves  forced to worship you in anyway you choose and   be worked non stop until exhaustion  

there limits are  no blood , piss, poo, unsafe sex, animals , children and  being exposed in public 


 Mistress Diana

Now then. It’s not often that another Domme that I don’t know (and have never heard of) emails out of the blue to offer such an opportunity. I do doubles with many other ladies, and on occasion have a referral from another Domme, but to send not one but three clients in one go? For two solid weeks? Well now, I’d be insane to pass up this opportunity.

Or, at least, to pass up the opportunity to tag this chap along a little.

Here’s my reply:

Hello Mistress Diana

Thank you for writing. What an unusual request!

Where would you be proposing a 2 week session would be held?


Miss Hunter

I mean; seriously now. Venue booking often involves tweaks to fit around another booking, or changing the time entirely. To book longer than an overnight is nigh-on impossible in the more popular venues.

I get an almost immediate reply. Mistress Diana is keen. And typing with one hand.

firstly thanyou for replying Mistress Hunter  ,

the 3 women want it held at your dungeon if thats ok and home

No, thanyou, Diana. I’ll take my AirBnB listing down now. Seems I’ve got a potential booking.

Hello again Mistress Diana

Three women? Goodness, that is something that doesn’t happen very often. I don’t suppose any of them are attractive? It’s a real bore when slaves are ugly, I’m sure you understand.

Obviously fitting three women into my home for 2 weeks would cause issues with the HMO regulation. I’m guessing you’ve seen them before for this kind of session? How did you get around it?


Miss Hunter

Around about now, I was expecting this dude to realise I was baiting and give up. Nope.

well i   have a very big place and it was sper secret so no one knew and  i made sure no one really visited me 

they are 3 actresses  and all 3 are very very beautiful  

>my clients would  like to ask 3 questions first if that is ok

>they would like to know a few thngs like how will they be worked and used by you?

>how do you want them dressed   in detail including collars jewellery and  shoes and do you want ?>their nails done?

>how much is the 24/7 over 2 weeks sesion going to cost them each?

OOh! Three actresses! What are the chances?!628x471

This is splendid; he’s trying to prep his jerking off so much that he’s resorted to a cut & paste of another mail he’s written (presumably to someone who actually replied seriously to him. Slightly terrifying. Either that or there’s another blog out there with this exchange on it.)

I decide to call him on it and see what happens:

Hello Mistress Diana

That’s really fortunate. Where are you based?

I’m so pleased they’re very very beautiful. What a relief! To tell the truth I would have been fine if they were just very beautiful, but this is excellent news.

This is a little delicate, but I think your email programme might have a little bug or something, as that looks a bit like a quote from another email that’s slipped in there. 

You know how us Mistresses are sticklers for perfection: I’m sure you didn’t mean to let that happen!

Miss Hunter

I mean; could you read that as someone not taking the piss?

Apparently so.

ohh yeah i did see that  sorry that happened  ,

well once you see the women you will know who they are   i mean everyone knows them, 

is it possible to answer there questions

Everyone knows them. Everyone. Dude, you’re talking to the woman who managed to blank the Dalai Lama. I think you need to reconsider how well I recognise “famous” people…

Obviously I’ve neatly skirted over the wank-fodder questions these hot young ladies are asking because I’m coy/a total bitch. I figure I’m going to have to give him something though, so:

Hello again Mistress Diana

You are very informal in emails. I guess it must be because you’re talking to a fellow mistress. You didn’t let me know where you were based – it would be super if you were local.

It’s so lucky that three successful actresses have diary space for 2 full weeks off. I assume it’s because their production schedules all fit in really well?

In terms of their dress, obviously they would be naked.

Hope you can shed some more light on this!


Miss Hunter

Come on, dude, there’s no way you can talk your way out of the diary scheduling thing. It’s hard enough to synchronise diaries to set up an hour-long double domme session, for Christs’ sake.

Undeterred, the Goddess of the hunt keeps striking out:

Hello Miss Hunter  ,

sure well yes because were both Mistresses and  female i feel comfortable talking to you this way if you are unhappy i will be more  formal  so to speak  now they made space pior to their  schedules  so it is no problem fot hem to spend 2 weeks with you  , how much will your session cost ? and  what will you do with them when they are there with you  ?

 Mistress Diana

Jesus man, get your hand out of your pants. What will I do with them? Probably talk to them about why their acting career is connected to the schedules of two other actresses who are (presumably, in this highly realistic scenario) not working on the same production.

Hello Mistress Diana

Thank you – yes, both of us being female is great. It makes such a difference, us girls being able to chat!

So where is it that you are based? It feels a bit like you’re ignoring my questions but wanting me to answer yours. I hope not!

Once I know how much space they’ve left to arrange this two weeks, and where in the country they are travelling from, I can tell you what costs would be. 

Miss Hunter

Finally he realises that leaving an open-ended time period in the equation is really not helping the whole “famous actress” situation be in any way believable:

hello Mistress Hunter

i am very sorry oh sorry  i did not mean to be rude Mistress Hunter i am based in Birmingham , they have already made there time frame available which is from the 9th of march to the 22 of march  


Mistress Diana

Bless. I decide I’m now getting a bit bored of this, so pen my final response, fully assuming he’ll realise I’m very soundly taking the piss.

Hello Mistress Diana

That is quite alright, you don’t need to grovel – after all, you are a fellow Mistress!

Birmingham! You must know Mistress Rouge then? I haven’t seen her for a few years. Please send her my best.

Unfortunately I’m not quite sure about that time frame as I have to get my chimney re-lined on the 13th, and I cannot let the men do it on their own, as the last time they unplugged the terrarium and the Triffid got hugely out of control. I suppose I could have the 3 women round that day to assist with things, but I don’t know if they have any previous experience of large Terrariums?


Miss Hunter

I mean. In fairness, I could have been more blunt about it, but I needed a touch of the surreal at some point just to make it worth my while.

Naturally, “Mistress Diana” didn’t get the hint though:

hello Mistress Hunter

i  will give her your best, oh well if it is a bad day maybe you can do  it a different 2 weeks after your chimneys get done  my clients have no experiance on that at all sadly miss hunter and i can see the pont  on not having  men left alone in a beautiful goddesses house haha

Huh. Well at least I know it’s not Martha Stewart then…


The Beautiful People

Hello Miss. Hunter,

I have a question, do you think any of your clients would pay good money to see two good-looking people together?

I’m a young guy in my early twenties and I often get complimented about my looks, but as I’m sure you already know good looks alone don’t bring money in the bank!

I find myself in a situation where I need more finance, so I thought maybe I could use what God gave me, to my advantage.  

I understand you chose a profession and I respect it totally. The way I see it is many women do it indirectly, your just completely honest about it.

I was wondering if I could make sum income in a similar way? Nothing gay though.

Thank you for your reading this short message and I apologize if I wasted your time.

Have a lovely evening,



I’m actually not completely sure what this nut-sack is asking, it’s that level of garbage. 

This one didn’t warrant or receive a reply, but I’d alluded to the sheer cockbagishness on Twitter and it’s too long to put the whole work of beauty on there, so here it is. 


Bear Feat.



This one’s not nearly as fun as Ready Meal, but this was the third time I’d received this particular one, and I know full well it had been sent to others, so I had to pen a quick reply:


Dear  Miss Hunter, 


I’m Interested in booking a foot worship session with you as I was instantly drawn to your beautiful pictures on your website. I will be driving in from Bournemouth for the session and therefore I would ask if it is at all possible for me to view a few more pictures of your bare feet beforehand? There seem to be only a few on your website and I would really like to see them before I make the booking. I’m sure they will be a reflection of the rest of your immaculate body and face, but due to previous bad experiences with other dom’s I would like to see a bit more beforehand. I hope this is OK as I am very keen to have a session with you.


Many thanks and kind regards




P.S what size shoe do you wear? 


Now. A few observations about the above:

  • You may not have been to my website, but this chancing knob-jockey states that he has.
    It’s not a huge site.
    I’m reasonably sure that if we gave a monkey a laptop, hammer and a hit of PCP, it could probably locate both the pictures of my bare feet, and my vital stats, in approximately 13 minutes. Granted, it would probably also hack into the Student Loans database and add Iain Duncan-Smith as a friend on Facebook, but these are the risks you take.

  • You may not have seen pictures that have my feet in. (I have to say, if you haven’t, you’ve probably not been following me much, but you might be blind or dead or something. One can never tell on the internet these days.) 
    I have a pretty distinctive tattoo covering the top of one foot, and a distinctive mole on the arch of the other. 
    This means that any pics of “my” feet are very likely to be mine.
    Unless I go about photoshopping pictures of my specific tattoo (bonus points for literary reference.) onto other people’s feet. 

  • I do like the extra space before “Miss Hunter” – it’s lovely that he made it slightly different to the last emails he sent. Copy & Paste to every domme who offers Foot Fetish must be awfully tiring. 
  • He’s supposedly had more than one bad experience involving a professional lady      getting her feet out for him to worship and it not being the feet he was expecting. I’m desperately hoping, in my bizarre sketch-writing mind, that she took her shoes off and one of those horrific spring jack-in-a-box things shot out towards him. That would be immense.

Sadly, as the bad experiences never actually happened, the pop-up horror also did not happen. 

Apart from in my head.


Which is part of the reason “Adam” actually got a swift reply this time. (The other reason was that I already have to sift through spam/fake messages, so really cannae be arsed with receiving the same one multiple times.)

Dear <insert name here>


Thank you for your email/s. 


It is truly flattering that you take the time to copy and paste the whole paragraph each time it is sent. 


Sadly I no longer have feet due to previous bad experiences with my extensive sword collection, so you will just have to make do with the myriad pictures available on The Internet.





<insert name here>




I should totally get that costume for sessions.

Preview for Held Responsible – new leather fetish film

As promised, here’s a couple of pictures from my latest film with the brilliant Femme Fatale Films.

For the trailer and more pics, just click on the pics to take you there.






I know – I like to smile when hurting people. Some say that means I’m not taking it very seriously. I say it makes the sadism all the more real.

I do like how the bottom shot is basically just using the battered (I hasten to point out the extensive bruises on him in this film are not from me. I do add to them by striping his arse up in my next film to be released though) young man as a kind of chaise longue. 

Hope you enjoy them and the film! 



Wave your tawse in the air like you just don’t care.

From a 2011 Northern Spanking shoot. An outtake, oddly enough…


Where the hell is Miss Hunter?

So, it seems my availability and travel schedule for the next few weeks is seriously confusing some people. I thought I’d put it down here, so everyone is clear. If the date is listed then there is some availability that day (at the moment).


Thurs 16th – London
Fri 17th – London/Heathrow

Tues 21st – Glasgow/Edinburgh
Weds 22nd – Edinburgh tbc.

Sun 26th – Weds 29th – London/Heathrow

Sun 2nd – Weds 5th – Las Vegas, Nevada.

Sat 8th onwards – London/Heathrow

Clearer? Super. Email as usual for enquiries – info AT

And now, please enjoy the ridiculous video clip I just found of my Twitter experiment Stair Wars – if you like nylon stockings and girls holding stair rods then this is the clip for you. (Very quiet, so don’t be shocked if you need to turn it right up. No nudity or profanity but does contain fully fashioned electric blue nylon stockings.)