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Three wenches, one goblet.

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First Rule of “Writing to Dommes” Club: “Don’t be a dick.”

Second Rule of “Writing to Dommes” Club: “Do not be a dick. (or send a picture of one)”

Third Rule of “Writing to Dommes” Club is: “Don’t pretend to be another Domme. Especially if you’re a sub bloke.”

We should note here that there are *many* other rules in this club. I’m merely interrupting the list.

So, this morning I received an email at 5am from a “Mistress Diana”. Immediate fond thoughts of The People’s Princess were put aside when I read the message:

Hello Mistress Hunter

I was wondering if  you would be interested in doing a 24/7  ,2 week session with 3 of my famous clients  they are willing to pay you whatever wage you ask for each and take you shopping after they are done , the highest privacy and secrecy is  required due to there status as very well known people 

they said that they want to be dominated and used as slaves  forced to worship you in anyway you choose and   be worked non stop until exhaustion  

there limits are  no blood , piss, poo, unsafe sex, animals , children and  being exposed in public 

regards

 Mistress Diana

Now then. It’s not often that another Domme that I don’t know (and have never heard of) emails out of the blue to offer such an opportunity. I do doubles with many other ladies, and on occasion have a referral from another Domme, but to send not one but three clients in one go? For two solid weeks? Well now, I’d be insane to pass up this opportunity.

Or, at least, to pass up the opportunity to tag this chap along a little.

Here’s my reply:

Hello Mistress Diana

Thank you for writing. What an unusual request!

Where would you be proposing a 2 week session would be held?

Best

Miss Hunter

I mean; seriously now. Venue booking often involves tweaks to fit around another booking, or changing the time entirely. To book longer than an overnight is nigh-on impossible in the more popular venues.

I get an almost immediate reply. Mistress Diana is keen. And typing with one hand.

firstly thanyou for replying Mistress Hunter  ,

the 3 women want it held at your dungeon if thats ok and home

No, thanyou, Diana. I’ll take my AirBnB listing down now. Seems I’ve got a potential booking.

Hello again Mistress Diana

Three women? Goodness, that is something that doesn’t happen very often. I don’t suppose any of them are attractive? It’s a real bore when slaves are ugly, I’m sure you understand.

Obviously fitting three women into my home for 2 weeks would cause issues with the HMO regulation. I’m guessing you’ve seen them before for this kind of session? How did you get around it?

Best

Miss Hunter

Around about now, I was expecting this dude to realise I was baiting and give up. Nope.

well i   have a very big place and it was sper secret so no one knew and  i made sure no one really visited me 

they are 3 actresses  and all 3 are very very beautiful  

>my clients would  like to ask 3 questions first if that is ok

>they would like to know a few thngs like how will they be worked and used by you?

>how do you want them dressed   in detail including collars jewellery and  shoes and do you want ?>their nails done?

>how much is the 24/7 over 2 weeks sesion going to cost them each?

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This is splendid; he’s trying to prep his jerking off so much that he’s resorted to a cut & paste of another mail he’s written (presumably to someone who actually replied seriously to him. Slightly terrifying. Either that or there’s another blog out there with this exchange on it.)

I decide to call him on it and see what happens:

Hello Mistress Diana

That’s really fortunate. Where are you based?

I’m so pleased they’re very very beautiful. What a relief! To tell the truth I would have been fine if they were just very beautiful, but this is excellent news.

This is a little delicate, but I think your email programme might have a little bug or something, as that looks a bit like a quote from another email that’s slipped in there. 

You know how us Mistresses are sticklers for perfection: I’m sure you didn’t mean to let that happen!

Miss Hunter

I mean; could you read that as someone not taking the piss?

Apparently so.

ohh yeah i did see that  sorry that happened  ,

well once you see the women you will know who they are   i mean everyone knows them, 

is it possible to answer there questions

Everyone knows them. Everyone. Dude, you’re talking to the woman who managed to blank the Dalai Lama. I think you need to reconsider how well I recognise “famous” people…

Obviously I’ve neatly skirted over the wank-fodder questions these hot young ladies are asking because I’m coy/a total bitch. I figure I’m going to have to give him something though, so:

Hello again Mistress Diana

You are very informal in emails. I guess it must be because you’re talking to a fellow mistress. You didn’t let me know where you were based – it would be super if you were local.

It’s so lucky that three successful actresses have diary space for 2 full weeks off. I assume it’s because their production schedules all fit in really well?

In terms of their dress, obviously they would be naked.

Hope you can shed some more light on this!

Best

Miss Hunter

Come on, dude, there’s no way you can talk your way out of the diary scheduling thing. It’s hard enough to synchronise diaries to set up an hour-long double domme session, for Christs’ sake.

Undeterred, the Goddess of the hunt keeps striking out:

Hello Miss Hunter  ,

sure well yes because were both Mistresses and  female i feel comfortable talking to you this way if you are unhappy i will be more  formal  so to speak  now they made space pior to their  schedules  so it is no problem fot hem to spend 2 weeks with you  , how much will your session cost ? and  what will you do with them when they are there with you  ?

 Mistress Diana

Jesus man, get your hand out of your pants. What will I do with them? Probably talk to them about why their acting career is connected to the schedules of two other actresses who are (presumably, in this highly realistic scenario) not working on the same production.

Hello Mistress Diana

Thank you – yes, both of us being female is great. It makes such a difference, us girls being able to chat!

So where is it that you are based? It feels a bit like you’re ignoring my questions but wanting me to answer yours. I hope not!

Once I know how much space they’ve left to arrange this two weeks, and where in the country they are travelling from, I can tell you what costs would be. 

Miss Hunter

Finally he realises that leaving an open-ended time period in the equation is really not helping the whole “famous actress” situation be in any way believable:

hello Mistress Hunter

i am very sorry oh sorry  i did not mean to be rude Mistress Hunter i am based in Birmingham , they have already made there time frame available which is from the 9th of march to the 22 of march  

regards 

Mistress Diana

Bless. I decide I’m now getting a bit bored of this, so pen my final response, fully assuming he’ll realise I’m very soundly taking the piss.

Hello Mistress Diana

That is quite alright, you don’t need to grovel – after all, you are a fellow Mistress!

Birmingham! You must know Mistress Rouge then? I haven’t seen her for a few years. Please send her my best.

Unfortunately I’m not quite sure about that time frame as I have to get my chimney re-lined on the 13th, and I cannot let the men do it on their own, as the last time they unplugged the terrarium and the Triffid got hugely out of control. I suppose I could have the 3 women round that day to assist with things, but I don’t know if they have any previous experience of large Terrariums?

Best

Miss Hunter

I mean. In fairness, I could have been more blunt about it, but I needed a touch of the surreal at some point just to make it worth my while.

Naturally, “Mistress Diana” didn’t get the hint though:

hello Mistress Hunter

i  will give her your best, oh well if it is a bad day maybe you can do  it a different 2 weeks after your chimneys get done  my clients have no experiance on that at all sadly miss hunter and i can see the pont  on not having  men left alone in a beautiful goddesses house haha

Huh. Well at least I know it’s not Martha Stewart then…

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Autumn/Winter availability with Miss Hunter

The leaves are browning, the sky is grey (that’s not terribly particular to just autumn and winter though, let’s be honest. Hello UK!) and Aslan is on the move, or something.

As folks who attend/follow the Slayers parties will have seen, there is our final party of 2014 happening on October 30th. Following this date, my availability for any private/double sessions will be very limited until the end of the year.

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(The above is a young man who came to see me for detention recently. His handwriting suffered due to my thrashing him with a plimsoll as he wrote the phrase. Shame.)

Anyone wishing to definitely see me in 2014 for detention/torture/interrogation/interrobang?!/scolding/scalding (maybe not) /general merciless teasing/sadism/sarcasm and/or surrealism over a delicious soundtrack, should get in touch ASAP to book in for my remaining October dates. Otherwise you may end up disappointed and sadly unscathed. How rubbish.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

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Donna’s Party!

Many of you who have been around on the “scene” in the last *cough* at least a decade *cough* will at some point have met or seen the amazing Dynamo that is Donna.

She was booked to appear at one of my Slayers parties a couple of months ago, as her ability to beat up blokes is absolutely tremendous, but was sadly forced to pull out a few days before due to a recurrence of her ill health, which is now rendering her unable to work whilst she has yet more treatment to kick its ass. (Once she’s back to full strength we’ll be wasting no time getting her in, no doubt about that.)

Naturally, the Spanking Scene has, yet again, Not Been A Dick, and a few party organisers have gotten together to arrange a huge party where all proceeds will go to Donna to support her.

This is a switch spanking party, with LOADS of spankee girls and ladies, (most of whom switch, if you’re a chap who just likes to be on the receiving end) and evil appearances from dommes such as Mistress Ava, Mistress Cordelia, and myself. As it’s running under the lively banner of the 2Kings parties you can probably expect to see a stripper or two as well. 😉
All the ladies are appearing for no fee. There will also be a raffle with prizes including sessions with some of the ladies, venue hire, and equipment – you can support this if you can’t make the party as well, via the 2kings website.

It’ll take place in Stoke Newington on July 29th – next Tuesday! – at 6pm. If you can find me amid the hoards, I’ll be brandishing my tawses and looking for hands to tap. 😉

More info at http://www.2kings.org.uk/index.php?section=21

Slayers Party News

So, as many of you will know, I’ve had a veritable nightmare setting up the next Slayers FemDom CP Party.
Our second venue closed a couple of days before the party was due, which didn’t give me enough time to arrange an alternative that would be safe, accepting, and suitable, so I had to cancel. Boo hiss.
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After a couple of weeks of emails and site visits, I’m delighted to say we have somewhere new, that is still Central London, zone 1 (just a few minutes’ walk from Angel tube station) and that you’ll be able to BYOB to should you wish to have a glass of wine or a beer for Dutch Courage prior to being set-upon by the Slayers.

So – the next party is going to be Tuesday, July 22nd, 12:30pm. Slayer ladies will be Miss Brown, Miss Aleesha Fox, and our new German lady, Ms Krieger.

For more info about the parties, see the website, or have a look on the Fetlife Group for previous party pics.
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When I contacted the original guys booked in for the June party and asked about dates, it was between two days that week – the 22nd, and the Friday 25th. Obviously not everyone could do each, and I had to go with the majority for booking the actual venue.

This did mean though that I’d suggested the 25th to our much-loved Miss Jadie Reece, and so as there were clearly a few people available that day as well, there is going to be a smaller party – similar style to Slayers, but a slightly different format – featuring Miss Jadie and myself, in the large domestic venue in Hayes, west London, close to Hayes & Harlington Station (zone 5, 20 minutes from London Paddington). So that’s July 25th, 1pm.
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For enquiries about either party, and to book, email me on party @ theslayers.co.uk

Another Strap-On Party? F*ck yeh!

Last year I attended the first Domina Parties Strap-on/Forced Bi party, and it was Filthy Fun.

 
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I’ll be attending the next big one (fnarr) that they’re doing, on July 21st from 7pm in a private dungeon in SE5 that has a well-stocked bar and stuff to bend you over. 
There’s a whole load of dommes going, and each of those will have several strap-ons and dildos they can use on you, with plenty of condoms and lube (if you’re good) for each of those dildos. It’ll be like the “As I was Going to St Ives” nursery rhyme, but with bumsex, no actual cats, and entirely unsuitable for those under 18.

Forced-bi will be an option only for those who wish it (insert irony klaxon, but seriously, consent is important, and if you genuinely don’t want any of that business, then you will absolutely not have to have it! Of course, if you do... you will be forced to suck that dick, you slut!)

We’ll also have an option for voyeur-only tickets, if you just want to watch, but not be violated, speared, fucked, rogered, bummed, fisted, penetrated, have your back-door banged-in, shagged, knobbed, sodomised, buggered, bedevilled, rammed, get your starfish stabbed, or be gently made love to.

Domina Parties are running a special discount for early bookings for the rest of June, so book now for a Bum Fest to remember! 

 

 

 

Strict Schoolroom Sessions

I now have another lovely little schoolroom available for me to session in, complete with adult school uniform for you to wear to really complete your spanking experience!
This space is located in Central London, so those who have been requesting this for a while now will be delighted.

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I do like the embarrassment of this young man as I tell him to remove his trousers. Can you guess what happens next? If you’d like to find out for yourself, get in touch and book a session. I promise to be as gentle as I like…

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Short Sharp Shock sessions!

When I introduced these sessions last year, they were immediately very popular.

30 minute, “No Nonsense” sessions – perfect for folk who don’t have much time to get away, or who’d rather skip straight to the action.

They’re designed mainly for CP and spanking, and in this format are perfect as a detention style punishment: the time is arranged, the scene is already set and discussed beforehand, you arrive, hand me your punishment slip or form, and we proceed.

The shorter length also makes them ideal for ball-busting and CBT – sometimes a whole hour seems a bit too much for crotch-warfare, and it’s also perfect as a taster session for this.

I will also offer covered face-sitting/knicker/bottom worship and foot fetish in these sessions, due to popular demand the last time I offered them.

They take place in my domestic venue and I have varying times available both day and evening just now, so email to discuss.

info @ hellomisshunter.com

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Slayers FemDom CP Party Date Change! 7th November 12:30pm

http://www.theslayers.co.uk

Due to a fire inspection at the venue, we’ve had to change the date of the next Slayers party to November 7th 12:30-5:30pm – as with that many bums on fire they’d never pass the inspection! 😉 

The parties are held in a central London venue, just a minute’s walk from Mornington Crescent station.

Ladies attending will include the stunning Miss Aleesha Fox, myself (Miss Hunter) and – very exclusively – my legendary sister Mrs Darling, aka Lucy “The Matron” McLean, who now only ever appears at some of the Slayers Parties, so if you ever wanted to meet the left-handed lioness, this is your chance!

 

At Slayers Femdom CP events, the focus is on good old-fashioned spanking and CP. Proper, experienced disciplinarians, dishing out quality, genuine punishments.

 

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All the ladies have been involved in the CP scene for several years, and are passionate about delivering accurate, authentic spankings. 

This is not a “free for all” or “wait your turn in the circle” style party. When you arrive, you will be introduced to the ladies attending that day – each will have a “dance card”, as it were, and every gentleman (or naughty boy) will be called up individually for a mini 1-2-1 session with each lady. The venue is spacious enough for the ladies to spread out and offer reasonable privacy.
You will be able to discuss any limitations/preferences (‘though we cannot guarantee every Slayer will be benevolent enough to “be kind” if it is requested!) and then enjoy an uninterrupted, no-nonsense spanking. You will see each lady for the same amount of time over the course of the party, with a break for a buffet meal. The bar is open throughout for your refreshment.

The final event is a punishment in front of everyone, where you will receive a double caning, tawsing or paddling from two of the ladies. 

We have a large range of implements: obviously our hands, (and my ferocious hand-spanking OTK!) crops, paddles, canes, floggers, hairbrushes, plimpsolls, slippers, straps and tawses. 

The ladies include stars of the scene and screen such as Leia-Ann Woods, Aleesha Fox, Jadie Reece, Lucy McLean and, of course, myself. We don’t theme the parties; instead each lady will be dressed individually to offer a variety of role-play options for your afternoon. Previously we have had 50s Mom, governess, lady boss, head teacher, army officer, prison warden, sexy shiny domme, and evil doctor – with plenty of stocking-clad laps for you to bend over!

See http://www.theslayers.co.uk for more information, and email party@theslayers.co.uk for more info.

 

(Pic from Institute of Feminine Discipline)

Next Glasgow visit.

Hello Glasgow! (and surrounding Scotlandy areas, seeing as the Weeg is quite easy to get to)

 

I will be offering sessions in Central Glasgow on the 17th of October. Interested applicants should should have a look at my site and get in touch asap.

 

http://www.hellomisshunter.com – just in case you didn’t know. 😉

 

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Splendidly Strict & Sexy Slayers Spanking er… sParty!

Well, firstly the news is that Slayers has a little website to give folk more information about the parties and ladies who attend. 

 

Behold & visit: http://www.theslayers.co.uk

 

And secondly, the next Slayers FemDom CP party will be on October 24th, at 12:30pm, in a venue close to Mornington Crescent Tube Station.

Read the testimonials on the site from the last party, and book your place now!

 

Pic is of the delicious Dr Leia-Ann Woods conducting a thorough OTK at the last party.

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