Or; why I don’t offer same-day sessions.
Look, I get it. I know it’s exciting and nerve-wracking, and that sometimes you suspect that if you don’t just get it done then and there, you’ll never do it.
Am I talking about tattoos? Actually no, but there’s certainly an analogy in there. I’m sure plenty of places like tattoo and piercing parlours have a similar level of “Hi can you see me today?” requests.
You might think that it’s “worth a shot” or “can’t hurt to ask”, but actually as a first timer sending me a line like the above just indicates to me that you haven’t thought this through at all, and, more importantly, you don’t care that:
a) it’s an experience with me, as you couldn’t care less who is smacking/shouting at you, you just want it from anybody and,
b) that perhaps, just perhaps, I want to actually enjoy said experience too.
The guys who write 1-2 line emails like the above are not going to lead to sessions I’m interested in. I have no desire to be the “you’ll do” for your impulse wank fantasy, and if you can’t even be bothered to write a paragraph about what sort of session it is that you are even interested in, you certainly do not deserve the level of detail, planning and energy I put in to my scenes.
I state on my website that I usually require 3-4 days’ notice for bookings. This is an estimation, and sometimes that notice can be stretched to as little as 24 hours. Same day? No.
Well for starters because that is how I do things. Which should be the end of that explanation, but things on the internet often need spelling out a little more. So…
) I don’t live in a venue. Nor do I work from home. The various places I do offer sessions from are all studios, rooms or dungeons that I pay to hire, chosen for their suitability to each enquiry. They also all have their own calendars to juggle, meaning that not only is it harder to shoehorn additional bookings in with no notice, but it’s also a bit disrespectful to the owners of the venues. You give me notice, which gives them notice. Everyone’s feeling more relaxed.
2) I have a full and busy life outside of creating and running scenes and parties. Which means I don’t just sit around in a venue all day waiting for the phone to go. That would also be creepy due to point 1).
3) I need to plan. Just because you’ve said that it’s going to be a “standard school-theme session/usual headmistress stuff” doesn’t mean that I’m going to just autopilot from cold. Even the sessions in which I’m requested to be dressed casually (not yet had one asking for me in sweatpants or a onesie, mind…) and be super informal are still thought through. I need to know someone’s previous experiences/current expectations, and be in the most receptive headspace to read the reactions and body language of whoever I’m playing with so that I can deliver the optimal experience that I am known for. So much of what I do that is devastating to you is non-physical, and without sounding like a total wanker, it’s actually quite full-on both emotionally and physically for me. I’ll usually be pretty damn tired after a few hours of play, no matter how exhilarating it was. It’s not a bad thing, obviously, but it’s something I’d love more people to bear in mind.
4) Anticipation is a cruel and wonderful thing. I love knowing that the person I’m going to be playing with is having to have at least one night’s sleep with the tingling, inexorable awareness in the back of their mind that an intense, and possibly terrifying, experience is going to happen. Even if someone doesn’t directly dream about the upcoming session, the trepidation starts a chemical reaction in the body that just isn’t there for something last minute. Too subtle for some, maybe, but the devil is in the detail, as they say.
5) This list shouldn’t need to be this long, so just respect my time and energy, and reap the eventual endorphin reward, smug in the knowledge that I had a fun/satisfying time too.
Happy new Rear/Year, chaps!
As those of you who follow my Twitter account will have seen, I treated myself to a new XH tawse from my favourite maker, M C Customs, and with Burns’ Night fast approaching, am going to be offering a selection of my 30 minute sessions for those wanting a no-nonsense punishment, on Sunday 24th and Monday 25th January.
Poetry recital is optional, although if you are in to either humiliation or perfectionism, I’d thoroughly recommend getting me to set you one of my preferred Rabbie Burns pieces for you to deliver in a delightful dialect.
Why do I love the tawse so much? Well. For one thing, it’s a darn sight easier to transport around. My main two-tail tawse is lovely and supple now (it’s been used a LOT!) and rolls up beautifully into my handbag.
I don’t have particular issues carrying my canes around; (other than it being a bit of a logistical ballache, and praise be for venues with a good cane selection) indeed, I’ve been asked “what’s in the long bag?” several times. I’ve also had to openly carry some around, which wasn’t planned, nor ideal, but still fine:
(Oops… The above was from a train journey in which I was carrying that bag and another of the same size that was filled with new vibes, dildos and cuffs, gifted by a friend who was emigrating. The latter bag was, of course, the one that fell off the train seat. I never did manage to retrieve one of the buttplugs that had rolled under a family’s seat. Awkward…)
But a tawse is super portable, and effective too. Often chaps familiar with the feel and fear of the cane are unprepared for how devastating a proper hand-tawsing is.
Facing me, having to look into my eyes, whilst the tawse hangs down behind my shoulder. Being warned for flinching when I feint a stroke. Having to proffer your hand aloft, physically holding it out for the punishment. There’s no escape.
And not just hands, of course: I do proper, laid-flat, tawsing on the bottom when space permits. (If it doesn’t, I am more than capable of delivering an equally firm stroke on the swing, both fore and backhand.)
Then of course, there’s the Ring Of Fire. You, standing with hands on head and pants pulled down. Me, delivering strokes to the front of the thighs, the sides, the backs, and so on. Mean, and very effective.
As mentioned in the title, my availability is slightly different during the next 6 weeks or so. I will not be able to book advance sessions as readily, and, for a change, you are going to be better asking 2-3 days in advance of your ideal date, rather than a week.
I will have very limited availability from mid February to Early March, so if you were planning on getting your New Year Treat to yourself booked, move quickly!
I mean, really; how could one so sweet and innocent-looking be such a horrendous sadist?
It’s a mystery.
Anyway, yes, I am indeed going to be offering a few very limited sessions in Glasgow on August the 26th/27th.
Folk who have been emailing in the last 18 months to ask when I’m next there, this is your cue.
As you all know, I am based in London, and no longer travel as frequently, so take this opportunity to see me. I will be very selective about who I see – make sure your email to me is appropriate, respectful and reasonably detailed.
Have a wee gander on my website if you need further guidance, there’s a fairly helpful FAQ there. There’s also several genuine reviews from very happy gents that I’ve met with.
For those outside of Glasgow/London, emailing me when I will travel to their city specifically to session:
When I’m in London, I would estimate that around 55-60% of the chaps who experience sessions with me are not Greater London based. Of that number, about half are not based in England, and of those brilliant gents, about two thirds fly over from Europe especially to see me.
It’s hugely flattering, and I very much appreciate the fantastic efforts of all who make the time in both their lives and their selves to visit me and experience my personal approach to sessions. But it also makes sense; when you’ve found your ideal professional in many sectors, you know that it’s worth the extra bit of travel/hassle to ensure you get what you need.
My dentist is located 3 hours away. I still go to him because he’s brilliant.
My hairdresser lives on the coast. I know that I could save the train fare and the full day I’d lose seeing her by popping to the salon that is 5 minutes away. But I learned that lesson the hard way…
Of course; sessions are HUGE luxuries for most people. I’d say it is quite natural for someone to be reticent about taking the plunge and adding a train/bus/plane ticket or car journey to the cost of the play, especially when the professional they are going to see is someone they haven’t met before.
I’d hope, with 10+ years of experience in both lifestyle and professional capacity, that my reputation precedes me. Many people on the CP forums that are still dotted about in the depths of the internet know or have met me, so anyone seeking a non-biased character reference could start there.
[insert moment in which Miss H has a Haribo rush and realises the infected insect bite on her leg might be courting rambling]
Summary! I think the main point to be gleaned from above is that a) I am visiting Glasgow and b) I am awesome and very much worth it. Rather like L’Oreal, but not in the mass-produced, glossy bimbo way.
The leaves are browning, the sky is grey (that’s not terribly particular to just autumn and winter though, let’s be honest. Hello UK!) and Aslan is on the move, or something.
As folks who attend/follow the Slayers parties will have seen, there is our final party of 2014 happening on October 30th. Following this date, my availability for any private/double sessions will be very limited until the end of the year.
(The above is a young man who came to see me for detention recently. His handwriting suffered due to my thrashing him with a plimsoll as he wrote the phrase. Shame.)
Anyone wishing to definitely see me in 2014 for detention/torture/interrogation/interrobang?!/scolding/scalding (maybe not) /general merciless teasing/sadism/sarcasm and/or surrealism over a delicious soundtrack, should get in touch ASAP to book in for my remaining October dates. Otherwise you may end up disappointed and sadly unscathed. How rubbish.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
So, as many of you will know, I’ve had a veritable nightmare setting up the next Slayers FemDom CP Party.
Our second venue closed a couple of days before the party was due, which didn’t give me enough time to arrange an alternative that would be safe, accepting, and suitable, so I had to cancel. Boo hiss.
After a couple of weeks of emails and site visits, I’m delighted to say we have somewhere new, that is still Central London, zone 1 (just a few minutes’ walk from Angel tube station) and that you’ll be able to BYOB to should you wish to have a glass of wine or a beer for Dutch Courage prior to being set-upon by the Slayers.
So – the next party is going to be Tuesday, July 22nd, 12:30pm. Slayer ladies will be Miss Brown, Miss Aleesha Fox, and our new German lady, Ms Krieger.
For more info about the parties, see the website, or have a look on the Fetlife Group for previous party pics.
When I contacted the original guys booked in for the June party and asked about dates, it was between two days that week – the 22nd, and the Friday 25th. Obviously not everyone could do each, and I had to go with the majority for booking the actual venue.
This did mean though that I’d suggested the 25th to our much-loved Miss Jadie Reece, and so as there were clearly a few people available that day as well, there is going to be a smaller party – similar style to Slayers, but a slightly different format – featuring Miss Jadie and myself, in the large domestic venue in Hayes, west London, close to Hayes & Harlington Station (zone 5, 20 minutes from London Paddington). So that’s July 25th, 1pm.
For enquiries about either party, and to book, email me on party @ theslayers.co.uk
I now have another lovely little schoolroom available for me to session in, complete with adult school uniform for you to wear to really complete your spanking experience!
This space is located in Central London, so those who have been requesting this for a while now will be delighted.
I do like the embarrassment of this young man as I tell him to remove his trousers. Can you guess what happens next? If you’d like to find out for yourself, get in touch and book a session. I promise to be as gentle as I like…
When I introduced these sessions last year, they were immediately very popular.
30 minute, “No Nonsense” sessions – perfect for folk who don’t have much time to get away, or who’d rather skip straight to the action.
They’re designed mainly for CP and spanking, and in this format are perfect as a detention style punishment: the time is arranged, the scene is already set and discussed beforehand, you arrive, hand me your punishment slip or form, and we proceed.
The shorter length also makes them ideal for ball-busting and CBT – sometimes a whole hour seems a bit too much for crotch-warfare, and it’s also perfect as a taster session for this.
I will also offer covered face-sitting/knicker/bottom worship and foot fetish in these sessions, due to popular demand the last time I offered them.
They take place in my domestic venue and I have varying times available both day and evening just now, so email to discuss.
info @ hellomisshunter.com
Due to a fire inspection at the venue, we’ve had to change the date of the next Slayers party to November 7th 12:30-5:30pm – as with that many bums on fire they’d never pass the inspection! 😉
The parties are held in a central London venue, just a minute’s walk from Mornington Crescent station.
Ladies attending will include the stunning Miss Aleesha Fox, myself (Miss Hunter) and – very exclusively – my legendary sister Mrs Darling, aka Lucy “The Matron” McLean, who now only ever appears at some of the Slayers Parties, so if you ever wanted to meet the left-handed lioness, this is your chance!
At Slayers Femdom CP events, the focus is on good old-fashioned spanking and CP. Proper, experienced disciplinarians, dishing out quality, genuine punishments.
All the ladies have been involved in the CP scene for several years, and are passionate about delivering accurate, authentic spankings.
This is not a “free for all” or “wait your turn in the circle” style party. When you arrive, you will be introduced to the ladies attending that day – each will have a “dance card”, as it were, and every gentleman (or naughty boy) will be called up individually for a mini 1-2-1 session with each lady. The venue is spacious enough for the ladies to spread out and offer reasonable privacy.
You will be able to discuss any limitations/preferences (‘though we cannot guarantee every Slayer will be benevolent enough to “be kind” if it is requested!) and then enjoy an uninterrupted, no-nonsense spanking. You will see each lady for the same amount of time over the course of the party, with a break for a buffet meal. The bar is open throughout for your refreshment.
The final event is a punishment in front of everyone, where you will receive a double caning, tawsing or paddling from two of the ladies.
We have a large range of implements: obviously our hands, (and my ferocious hand-spanking OTK!) crops, paddles, canes, floggers, hairbrushes, plimpsolls, slippers, straps and tawses.
The ladies include stars of the scene and screen such as Leia-Ann Woods, Aleesha Fox, Jadie Reece, Lucy McLean and, of course, myself. We don’t theme the parties; instead each lady will be dressed individually to offer a variety of role-play options for your afternoon. Previously we have had 50s Mom, governess, lady boss, head teacher, army officer, prison warden, sexy shiny domme, and evil doctor – with plenty of stocking-clad laps for you to bend over!
(Pic from Institute of Feminine Discipline)
Well, firstly the news is that Slayers has a little website to give folk more information about the parties and ladies who attend.
Behold & visit: http://www.theslayers.co.uk
And secondly, the next Slayers FemDom CP party will be on October 24th, at 12:30pm, in a venue close to Mornington Crescent Tube Station.
Read the testimonials on the site from the last party, and book your place now!
Pic is of the delicious Dr Leia-Ann Woods conducting a thorough OTK at the last party.