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Instant Gratification

Or; why I don’t offer same-day sessions.

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Excellent for deterring those pesky Neck Pigeons.

Look, I get it. I know it’s exciting and nerve-wracking, and that sometimes you suspect that if you don’t just get it done then and there, you’ll never do it.
Am I talking about tattoos? Actually no, but there’s certainly an analogy in there. I’m sure plenty of places like tattoo and piercing parlours have a similar level of “Hi can you see me today?” requests.

You might think that it’s “worth a shot” or “can’t hurt to ask”, but actually as a first timer sending me a line like the above just indicates to me that you haven’t thought this through at all, and, more importantly, you don’t care that:
a) it’s an experience with me, as you couldn’t care less who is smacking/shouting at you, you just want it from anybody and,
b) that perhaps, just perhaps, I want to actually enjoy said experience too.

The guys who write 1-2 line emails like the above are not going to lead to sessions I’m interested in. I have no desire to be the “you’ll do” for your impulse wank fantasy, and if you can’t even be bothered to write a paragraph about what sort of session it is that you are even interested in, you certainly do not deserve the level of detail, planning and energy I put in to my scenes.

I state on my website that I usually require 3-4 days’ notice for bookings. This is an estimation, and sometimes that notice can be stretched to as little as 24 hours. Same day? No.

Why?

Well for starters because that is how I do things. Which should be the end of that explanation, but things on the internet often need spelling out a little more. So…

) I don’t live in a venue. Nor do I work from home. The various places I do offer sessions from are all studios, rooms or dungeons that I pay to hire, chosen for their suitability to each enquiry. They also all have their own calendars to juggle, meaning that not only is it harder to shoehorn additional bookings in with no notice, but it’s also a bit disrespectful to the owners of the venues. You give me notice, which gives them notice. Everyone’s feeling more relaxed.

2) I have a full and busy life outside of creating and running scenes and parties. Which means I don’t just sit around in a venue all day waiting for the phone to go. That would also be creepy due to point 1).

3) I need to plan. Just because you’ve said that it’s going to be  a “standard school-theme session/usual headmistress stuff” doesn’t mean that I’m going to just autopilot from cold. Even the sessions in which I’m requested to be dressed casually (not yet had one asking for me in sweatpants or a onesie, mind…) and be super informal are still thought through. I need to know someone’s previous experiences/current expectations, and be in the most receptive headspace to read the reactions and body language of whoever I’m playing with so that I can deliver the optimal experience that I am known for. So much of what I do that is devastating to you is non-physical, and without sounding like a total wanker, it’s actually quite full-on both emotionally and physically for me. I’ll usually be pretty  damn tired after a few hours of play, no matter how exhilarating it was. It’s not a bad thing, obviously, but it’s something I’d love more people to bear in mind.

4) Anticipation is a cruel and wonderful thing. I love knowing that the person I’m going to be playing with is having to have at least one night’s sleep with the tingling, inexorable awareness in the back of their mind that an intense, and possibly terrifying, experience is going to happen. Even if someone doesn’t directly dream about the upcoming session, the trepidation starts a chemical reaction in the body that just isn’t there for something last minute. Too subtle for some, maybe, but the devil is in the detail, as they say.

5) This list shouldn’t need to be this long, so just respect my time and energy, and reap the eventual endorphin reward, smug in the knowledge that I had a fun/satisfying time too.


VIOLATE – Pegging / Strap on Extravaganza!

Chaps who are seeking the ULTIMATE in debauched rogering by 5 ladies are in for one hell of an exclusive treat.

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Raven-haired beauties Mistress Absolute and Goddess Cleo are running this as a joint promo, and are joined by Amazonian Miss Mighty and legendary strap-on specialist Ms Tytania   – (and ME! )- for some serious tag-team action.

4 guys. 4 slings. 5 ladies. LOADS of cocks. Onslaught of ass-violation!

 

This event will be in LONDON on the 24th of August, and there are 3 times to choose from:

2.30pm / 4.30pm / 7pm

Strictly limited to 4 guys per time slot, and a really incredible opportunity to explore the depths of your… depravity!

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Scotland Sessions!

It’s been a while since I offered any sessions over the border; truth be told, I tend to get a larger number of time-wasters than genuine enquiries whenever I decide I’ll make myself available for the auld hometown. I have no idea why, but it’s a touch off-putting, as I’m sure you can imagine!

As such, I am offering very limited spaces in Glasgow AND Edinburgh this trip, all in proper,  discrete dungeon/fetish venues.
An advanced, deductible deposit will be required to secure your session. 

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I will be able to cater for those in need of a good spanking/tawsing/caning, as well as the foot fetish fans, face-sitting seekers, and in fact all activities listed on my website. If you are unsure whether your particular fantasy or play preference is an option, and it isn’t listed on the “No” list on my site, then drop me a line.

DATES:

Glasgow I will have some time on the 14th and the 19th of AUGUST

Edinburgh I will have time on the 16th, 17th and 18th, and possibly the 8th AUGUST (if you REALLY pique my sadistic and creative interests!)

Go to my website, have a good browse, and then get in touch if you’d like to experience some Hunter!

 


Another Strap-On Party? F*ck yeh!

Last year I attended the first Domina Parties Strap-on/Forced Bi party, and it was Filthy Fun.

 
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I’ll be attending the next big one (fnarr) that they’re doing, on July 21st from 7pm in a private dungeon in SE5 that has a well-stocked bar and stuff to bend you over. 
There’s a whole load of dommes going, and each of those will have several strap-ons and dildos they can use on you, with plenty of condoms and lube (if you’re good) for each of those dildos. It’ll be like the “As I was Going to St Ives” nursery rhyme, but with bumsex, no actual cats, and entirely unsuitable for those under 18.

Forced-bi will be an option only for those who wish it (insert irony klaxon, but seriously, consent is important, and if you genuinely don’t want any of that business, then you will absolutely not have to have it! Of course, if you do... you will be forced to suck that dick, you slut!)

We’ll also have an option for voyeur-only tickets, if you just want to watch, but not be violated, speared, fucked, rogered, bummed, fisted, penetrated, have your back-door banged-in, shagged, knobbed, sodomised, buggered, bedevilled, rammed, get your starfish stabbed, or be gently made love to.

Domina Parties are running a special discount for early bookings for the rest of June, so book now for a Bum Fest to remember! 

 

 

 


Multi-Domme Strap-on party!

I’m very excited to be thrusting my way through the Domina Parties’ Strap-on Extravaganza party on October 3rd at 7pm in London!

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I’ll be warming my hips up for plenty of rudeness, as will around 10 other ladies, all also sporting fetching fake cocks. For those who’d really like to explore their slutty nature, there’s the option of forced-bi with a dominant bull master.

See below for their own press release, and how you can attend!

From Domina Parties:

7pm Thursday 3 October ~ Strap-On / Forced Bi Party, 7pm arrival for a 7.30pm SHARP start! Following on from the success of our previous Strap-on / Forced Bi Parties, we are pleased to announce our next event to be held at a fabulous venue in SE5.

Be violated by our lovely Dominas – Miss Kitty Bliss, Goddess Cleo, Goddess Aviana, Mistress Evilyne and Madame Asha along with a close circle of their Dominant friends including Mistress Ava Von Medisin, Governess Ely, Ms Nikki, Miss Amy Hunter, Amelia, special guest Mistress Chatterley, and more! Also in attendance will be the handsome, fit Dominant Bull Master Baron and a very large collection of strap-ons and various bum-toys, so we invite you to come along and party with the Ladies for an evening of unrivaled deviance and debauchery. Is strap-on fun your idea of heaven? Then this party is will be right up your alley! Add into the equation the option of some Forced-Bi action and this is one event that could, quite literally, give you the ride of your life! Gang bang or spit-roast heaven, anyone?!

Great venue in SE5 with dungeon equipment, access to a well-stocked and reasonably priced bar and numbers are strictly limited. £180 to attend, better get in quick because this one will no doubt book out!

Email: dominaparties@gmail.com to join the fun…..

NB: Forced Bi is OPTIONAL, if you do not elect to be involved, then you will not be included in the forced bi activities… Voyeurs welcome, £100.